Motion controls fucking suck. I've put hours into my Wii. I've tried to dig on it - and some games really are best controlled with the Wiimote. Specifically, Dead Space Extraction. The rest? Mario Galaxy and Zelda: Twilight Princess and even the finishing moves in No More Heroes? Eff that. It's needlessly complicated.
What it comes down to is a gimmick. That's it. I used to think folks who called the Wii's control method gimmicky were just trying to tear down Nintendo's phenomenally successful console, but here's the thing - they were right.
Y'know what purpose the waggle serves? When someone walks by a person playing a Wii, and they've never seen the Wii, they have to ask "what the hell is this?" No one's going to ask that about the PS3 or 360. Motion control is new and different and that is its business brilliance. It is The New Thing - the Thing no one had seen before, and the populous at large just had to get their hands on it. It's the iPhone for your living room; sexy new tech.
But when was the last time your iPhone beat up a child?
Beyond the whole accident-waiting-to-happen thing, motion control has the opposite of its advertised effect: it puts up obstacles between the player and their intention in the game, by changing button commands to the needlessly un-intuitive motion control.
Instead of pressing X instead of Y to do a strategically-placed horizontal slash in a game, now you simply mimic the horizontal slash - but there's a problem, here.
What you think the proper motion input may not be what the game appreciates as such. When you press a button, you know you've pressed the button, the game knows you've pressed the button, and there is no confusion. When the same, simple command is now within the domain of a motion controller, there is a hazy fog between player intention and game recognition.
It doesn't simplify things, it makes it more complicated. It doesn't make controlling games more intuitive and accessible, it adds a fog of war between the player and their game.
I can count the genres on one hand that benefit from motion control:
- First person shooting.
- Real time strategy.
- Rail shooter.
- Dance games.
- Bowling/golf/stick-swinging simulator.
It's not helping anything. It sucks.
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(It's opening up video games to a much wider audience.)
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