Devolver Digital (publisher of a little game called Hotline Miami, among others), tweeted this today - effectively announcing that they're bringing PC classic Duke Nukem 3D : Megaton Edition to the Vita.
My adult self may appreciate that the mechanics and blocky sprites will feel old, but my inner fifteen year old doesn't care, and will force me to buy it for nostalgia's sake alone. Oh Devolver. Way to push my buttons.
Now do DOOM and DOOM 3. Carmack said it could run on Vita - prove it!