Then they showed this...
And it's not just prerendered. It's real. It's really real, actually running and here's combat and here's in-engine gameplay and the Final Fantasy VII Remake is looking fiiine.
They announced Zodiac for PlayStation platforms - PS4 and Vita.
Had my eye on that one for a while, and it's no, y'know, Grand Kingdom or Exist Archive announcement, but it'll do.
Then Tim Schafer came out told us that the Day of the Tentacle remaster would drop on PS4 and Vita would drop in March, 2016. He showed a new trailer, but that's not all...
Full Throttle is getting the remaster treatment, and it's also coming to PS4 and Vita!
Then they announced that Yakuza 5 would drop on PS3 next Tuesday, and Sony are localizing Yakuza Zero for PS4.
Oh, also - and most-thrilling for yours truly - two of the Vita's most-anticipated indies are... out today!
...and Bastion is like three bucks with PS+! (Or free if you already have it on PS4.) Honestly, this is the star of the show, for me.
Sony also got into bed with Torchlight developer Runic Games, annnd Hob is coming to PS4. Looks like my cup of tea, and probably yours too, if you're into that whole gorgeous platformer-adventure thing.
Finally, the last big announcement of the show was a biggie. Ni No Nuki II is real and happening and here's a gorgeous trailer.
I didn't even like Ni No Kuni all that much, but this trailer made me tear up. I'm down for that.
In other, smaller news,
- Sony has a partnership going with fledgling games publisher Adult Swim.
- Don't Starve Together is coming to PS4.
- Rez Infinity is a 1080p version exclusive to PS VR
- Ace Combat 7 is coming to PS VR
- Turns out those weird character teasers Epic Games have been making were for this, a MOBA.
- Sparrow racing is finally coming to Destiny: The Taken King.
- Golem announced (interesting world concept)
- Job Simulator announced (funny VR game)
- 100ft Robot Golf announced (funny VR game)
- The Modern Zombie Taxi Co announced (funny VR game)
- Eagle Flight announced (multiplayer VR eagle flight game from Ubisoft)
- Psychonauts and the Rhombus of Ruin announced (PS VR-exclusive Psychonauts game)
- Brutal announced (weird-looking action-RPG)
- And Fat Princess Adventures is out today!
Annd that's it. So the big news - Ni No Kuni II, Yakuza Zero, Hob, Full Throttle, Zodiac and FFVII Remaster is real, we promise, and a pair of cool Vita games finally came out.
That was PSX!