Monday, June 11, 2018

Galak-Z: Variant S is launching on Switch June 28th.






I had no idea this was a thing.  And what is this thing?  Well apparently it's launching on the 28th for $9.99, but it includes “more than $25 in value of in-game currency.” Wha-?

What the fuck have you done to Galak-Z, GungHo?  Galak-Z with microtransacitons?!
"“Bringing Galak-Z: Variant S to the Nintendo Switch was a move we made for the players. The Switch caters to a wide and engaging audience with a deep love for games,” said Jake Kazdal, CEO and founder of 17-BIT. “We’re bringing new changes and making the most of the Switch’s portability and clever design.”
Oh, awesome, what is this, a port of Galak-Z Mobile Variant for Switch?  Was adding microtransactions to an uncompromising Roguelike was "a move made for the players"?

And WHAT is THIS?!

The player has 65 max hp and 15 shields.  65 max hp and 15 shields. 

I don't know what this is, but I'm angry and confused.  I kinda' feel like I want Jake Kazdal to apologize to me.


  1. my condolences.