Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Nosgoth announced.

Dear video game enthusiast,

We at Square Enix would like you to know how much we value our relationship with you, the consumer gamer.  We know you've spent decades loving the worlds and characters some old studio we bought created, and make no mistake about it, we intend to exploit honor that love.

Some folks though the next Legacy of Kain game should be a non-linear story-driven action-RPG, like that crappy game you played back on the PS1 - but we challenged ourselves to come up with something way cooler than an epic narrative of cursed immortality and revenge - a free-to-play third-person multiplayer game!  Kinda' like Aliens - where one side has ranged weapons and the other side are highly mobile melee fighters - but with vampires!

We hope you'll spend a lot of money really enjoy it!

In closing, fuck you.

-Square Enix.


  1. ...I am so angry I don't even know what to say.

  2. Are you implying, nay, stating that Square is putting shareholder demands into the fan community's mouth? This is an accusation most redonkulous. Most redonkulous inDEED.

  3. Insert DarthVaderNooooo.jpg here.

    Great. So, Square Enix finally took the crappy tacked-onto-single-player-game multiplayer that nobody ever cares about and made it the star of the show. What will be their excuse when this tanks?

    "But, it's free."