Monday, May 5, 2014
The short version.
Feel like doing me a solid so I, a grown-ass man, can (maybe) order a meaningless toy from Amazon? It means a lot to me!
Step 1 : Go to Amazon.com.
Step 2 : Type "dragon's crown amazon figure" into the search bar, change the "all" to "Toys & Games" and hit search.
Step 3 : Allow the abject terror of only the Elf and Sorceress appearing to wash over you - gather your strength - and then scroll down to the bottom of the page, where it says
and click "no."
Step 4 : Select "Could you start carrying a product not listed here?"
Step 5 : and implore Amazon.com to list the Megahouse Dragon's Crown: Amazon Excellent Model PVC Figure.
Thank you. I seriously appreciate it ^.^