Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Rise of the Tomb Raider coming exclusively to Xbox. And gifs!

So.  Yeah.  Rise of the Tomb Raider, the sequel to the biggest and best surprise of 2013, is "coming Holiday 2015, is exclusively on Xbox." (Source)

Did you know Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition sold twice as many copies on PS4 as Xbox One?

So.  Yeah.  MS stepped in and bought exclusivity.  There's a chance it might be timed exclusivity,

but after Titanfall and Dead Rising 3, I ain't bankin' on that.  So hold on, let me process this for a moment...


Okay, processed.

I was really, really looking forward to this game.

I fucking hate you so much right now, Microsoft.  And Square Enix.


  1. There is a simple solution to this problem. It is available in a store near you.

    1. F I'm not spending $400 on another console I don't have time to play.

  2. Simplest solution than the other: SCREW MICROSOFT AND PLAY THE GAME FOR FREE DOWNLOADED!

    1. Sir! I may steal hearts, I may steal popcorn, I may steal erotic novellas and I may steal kisses, but I do not steal video games!

      Any more.

  3. Bah.

    I figure there will be a definitive edition on ps4/pc 6 months later. If not then stuff them.