Friday, January 22, 2016

Have you seen this crazy tech tour Kojima is on with Sony?

They are walkin' him around like a prize poodle.  Showin' him off.  Grooming him.  Using only the finest shampoos...

Feels kinda' gratuitous, doesn't it?  And look how tired he's starting to look in that last shot.  Like he's thinkin' "yeah, yeah, take my picture in front of Kratos you fucking corporate schill... I can't believe my contract requires me to do this...

Read them before you sign, Hideo!

...shoulda' listened to Mom..."



  1. *Sony nuzzles Kojima's left ear from behind*

    "Nobodies ever going to hurt you again. Nobody."

  2. Hey, he has to make money somehow.